Hey,
this is a conversation. trust me
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
i need to get me some drugs so i can do this type of stuff
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
*eats another mushroom*….AND THEN ITS A NAZI!
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
nazi turd….HA
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
fuck me, i best mr blobby was a drug fueled halucination at first
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
then one day, as a cruel joke one of noel edmonds associates gets costume to make this and scare the shit out of edmonds by making him think his weird delusional pshycosis has manifested itself in the real world
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
kicks the drugs, looses his show, marries a fourteen year old and comes back with deal or no deal
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
‘//.Adventure… says:
hes single
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
well i diddnt think he actually was married to a fourteen year old
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“fourteen you say?…does it squelch?”
‘//.Adventure… says:
hahaha
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
oh and the cockness was le terriblé!
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
but make a remark about 14 year old lady genitalia
‘//.Adventure… says:
yeah
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
hippocrates would be proud of you
‘//.Adventure… says:
dont be a hater just cause im the best
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
oh dont worry, i just hate the game
‘//.Adventure… says:
word playa
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
nigger jew?
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
nah, thats just a black mans perspiration
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
or womans
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
not gonna get caught out being sexist now
‘//.Adventure… says:
thats better
‘//.Adventure… says:
dont leave out the women
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
the sack bellied baby bleeders
‘//.Adventure… says:
like britney
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
oh no you diddnnt!
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
britney is like my girl, dawg
‘//.Adventure… says:
shes a hefer
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
she can do no-hoe-wrong
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
your arguement persuedes me so
‘//.Adventure… says:
duh
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
how eloquent and to the point you are
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
i could of just said “you are concise” but then i am not concise
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
or consice
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
dunno how to spell
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
or read
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
im doing pretty well
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
ethkhjkghjdf
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
ooh my buzz is leaving me
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
dghidifhsf
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
sadf
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
aafdaf
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
dasto jdgfdjslkgjerwhfidelcastroismymotherdfjkhety
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
find the secret message
‘//.Adventure… says:
hr
‘//.Adventure… says:
*hes not your momma
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
jdgfdjslkgjerwh fidelcastroismymother dfjkhety
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
red?
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
why red?
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
because i bleed prose
‘//.Adventure… says:
prose fo’ hoes
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
and men with beaks
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
the meek
‘//.Adventure… says:
awesome
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
oh god im gonna go to the shop
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
wait its probably closed
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
fuck everyone
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
we have no chocolate and nothing but water
‘//.Adventure… says:
thats good
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
no, no its not
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
i need my sugar based products to live
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
live a life of portly frustration
‘//.Adventure… says:
you work in woolies
‘//.Adventure… says:
why dont you buy sweets ther
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
i do, but i havent been today
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
and im not living in my place of work
‘//.Adventure… says:
should of stocked up
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
i did
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
stocked in my belly
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
my sweet sticky acid mass of love
‘//.Adventure… says:
thats disgusting
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
so is a childs squelchy vagina
‘//.Adventure… says:
………………………….
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
just making comparisons
‘//.Adventure… says:
yeah
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
sponge is soft
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
like kittens
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
but i wouldent use a sponge in the bath
‘//.Adventure… says:
why
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
because kittens are far better
‘//.Adventure… says:
right on
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
that series that dylan was in is out on DVD now
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
cant remember what it was called
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
him married to that woman
‘//.Adventure… says:
how do you like me or something like that
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
in the throws of suffocation
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
oh wait, sorry thats the show name?
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
err yeah
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
god this song is wrong
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
it shows what is wrong with this new youth culture and world
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“i think its time someone died, i need more drama in my life”
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
NO
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
just no
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
what is this terrible fixation with death and near death these idiots i seem to attract have?
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
the “emo kids” i talk to. “i cut my wrists” “why” “huh? i just did”
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“kurt kobain is a legend man – he shot his own face off
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
mmmmmmMMMMM YEAH?
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
point being
‘//.Adventure… says:
why do you socialise with these fucktards
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
you find this man who sang beautiful throws of poetry over uncomprimising and self respecting music and you like him because he commited suicide
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
fuck you people! fuck you betty curse
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
fuck you middle class, white trash wankers
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
but still, the songs pretty funky
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
‘//.Adventure… says:
his songs werent brillaint
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
some of them are good
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
he’s an over hyped stoner
‘//.Adventure… says:
yep
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
and steve coogans banging him laydee
‘//.Adventure… says:
along with the great like jim morrison and sclub7
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
his*
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
now wait
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
i cant have that
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
s club 7’s socio-political commentary is needed in this cruel anti-neighbourhood world
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
im glad theres no sense of community anymore
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
you walk into a neighbourhood watch area nowadays and this great sense of forboding comes all over me
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
its not because i feel like im being watched
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
its just i cant stand to think of what ill do if one of these backwards moronic titwanks comes anywhere near me
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“i saw you drop that from my window”
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“ok”
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“well? hmmm, well, c;mon then mr toughy tough”
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“what?”
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“you know, pick it up!”
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“no”
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
“fine have it your way *blows whistle and people start streaming out of their houses in army gear with submachine guns, even the childrens action men are carrying live rounds*
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
*dies and is unable to completel the tale*
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
‘//.Adventure… says:
hurry up and write a book or something
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
what?
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
podcasts
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
books
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
smear tests
‘//.Adventure… says:
all of them
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
your literary gynacologist is now online!
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
ill talk you through womb scrapes in my five minuite bi-weekly installments – so pull of the stirrups and get out that cutlery set!
‘//.Adventure… says:
cutlery
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
well you have to use household object – but i will open up a shop for propper equipment and sterilisation equipment
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
but for the well to do mother with no time on her hands – we have help her get more than one thing done at a time
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
so make meals an investigation of the human body!
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
warning – a small amount of squelching may occur
‘//.Adventure… says:
lol
Cockitty Cocklenob and the Pancreatic Cancers says:
god ian dury was amazing in so many ways i havent yet got verbs for
‘//.Adventure… says:
pretty much